Thank you for using Joker Airlines, the best Shepard-transport company of the Citadel !

I'm sure with all these occupations the Commander has these days, I could do a barrel roll and no one would notice.

#SeeWhatIDidThere

My writer is on the go. You may wish that the extranet is working at the university.

No, really that ship is perfect. Once you launched the navigation software. Which is a pain.

[Message Melanie Blanc ] Heard about the commander ? What happened ?

Had the commander been a simple passenger, and had I been the pilot, she wouldn't have had to bear a visit to the hospital. *shakes head*

No, I am not shipping the ship ! Quit it !

#Lurking

*sigh* I look ridiculous. *pokes @N7Carlia *

*sigh* Here, commander. Xmassy enough ?

Mel is being hit on like hell, these days.

That hat itches...

[Comms Melanie Blanc ] Hey, Mel ! Would you be kind enough to make some coffee for that old Joker please ?

*taps buttons* Time to show who's the fastest FTL cab outhere !

I need coffee. And yes, I know it's way past tea time !

What do people have with EDI and I ? *blushes* Of course I appreciate her company. But that doesn't mean... or does it ? *sighs*

// "where were we". As a foreigner, I can only write that sentence. Pronoucing it makes me sound like a mad man.

@Chessbian @N7Carlia Pictures, girls, don't forget the pictures !

Is it a new year now ? Does that mean I can remove this santa hat ?