I feel I should take the job of Brexit Secretary now. If only so that when I resign, Theresa May can finally be proved right than No Deal is better than a Baddiel.

This is all leading up nicely to Theresa May being free for ‘I’m A Celeb’ on Sunday.

It's hard being an orthopod!

The best thing I have ever seen.

joe heenan

All refreshed #ilovetapwater #refreshing #allfinished #thelastleg

Sea otters have underarm pockets that they keep food and their favourite stones in.

More than 450 relatives of organ donors declined permission to donate as were unsure of their relatives' wishes in 2018. To my family: I AM a donor. When I die, give my organs to someone who needs them & can have a good life! If you are an organ donor please let your family know!

All I know is, if the effort, time and energy squandered on achieving a big fat Brexit NOTHING had been spent instead on our schools, our hospitals, our policing, our homeless... imagine how much better Britain might be. What a crushing, irredeemable waste of it all 😔

Pl RT. Where would you rather your organs go? Because wherever you go once your life is over you really don’t need them any more. Do your family know of your #organdonation decision ? Pl #ShareYourWishes about your organ donation decision so lives may be saved and changed.

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I’m not convinced that anyone on either side is certain what’s happening. We’re like 14th century villagers, arguing about the best way to fish the moon out of a lake.

Sadly, patients are dying in need of a transplant while organs are going to waste. Please have the conversation, and tell your family you want to be an organ donor. #YesIDonate

Welcome to my world.

Our father threw darts in Devon, arrows be his game #

- wow, british people seem to love milkshakes as much as they love me. - mr president, i think we should stay inside the car...

£2.1 billion that could have been spent on: 🔹420k hip ops 🔹45k nurses 🔹28k doctors 🔹2100 CT scanners 🔹6 entire NHS hospitals What an obscene waste of taxpayers' money. The lives that could have been saved 😔 bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Treasury to prepare for no-deal Brexit by setting aside £2.1bn, or approximately 37 Euros.

First meeting of the UK TPIAT Consortium chaired by Professor Ashley Dennison; with representation from Leicester, Oxford, Kings, Edinburgh and Newcastle. James Shaw HPBLeicester GBIHPBA Pancreatitis Support Pancreatology NHS

More details and logo to follow soon! HPBLeicester James Shaw GBIHPBA