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JeffreyVonHauger

@jeffhauger

Human doing human things🚀 he/him #scifi #writing #music #learning

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A little sword and space adventure for your Saturday morning...medium.com/the-junction/d… #scifisat #scifi #shortstory #Samurai_Story

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I can't help but think about him sitting in the restaurant and her with her pretty face and her long thin shiny legs. He asked her what he wants and she said you probably want hard boiled eggs. Then she said you don't seem like you read women authors, do you? #vss365

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One might call the 71EEB8 Zoophilists when observing their benevolent dealings with the warlike Gastraddars and their planetary neighbors the giant space Wasps. The 71 clones used the two species' mutual love of honey to bring about a truly symbiotic relationship. #vss365

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Gus locked the door to his private showroom. Behind the steel door on the 7th floor of the nondescript warehouse were cages containing a sloth, three ringtailed lemurs, a crocodile, a white horned owl, four puffins, and an ocelot. #vss365

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It was a surprise to find a Wolpertinger mammal species surviving on the insect-dominated pollen moons of the Flower Nebula. The long-eared rabbit-like fuzzy rodents had pointed curled horns and sharp fangs. A webbed underbelly gave them the ability to glide after a hop. #vss365

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We parked our spaceship disguised as a Ford F150 in the Bronx Zoo parking lot. Our human suits looked perfect. Lisa wanted to vape some cannabis to enhance our visit. It seemed like a good idea, until I realized I lost my sunglasses and would have to talk to humans! #SCIFIFRI

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The cyborg blinked at her. Its synthetic eyes were unable to water, unable to show the true emotion that had come to pass within its circuitry. It truly was a sentient being, its mapping program created its own consciousness. And now it felt utter and total love. #SciFiFri

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The old man produced a red and white checkered cloth from his pack and proceeded to lay it out across a stone. The instant the table cloth settled, it was covered with a feast fit for a king. "Lunch?" #Satsplat

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"Take the next three steps with me," whispered a tiny voice in her ear. Murphy jumped to her feet. "Ready... one, two, three!" She stepped forward barefoot and blind into absolute darkness. Her body lifted off the ground and began flying. #Satsplat

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If you need something to read that isn't election related try some Space Wizards. #free #scifi wattpad.com/story/27989121…

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I've always felt that the second you step outside any American city it gets real David Lynch, real quick. I'm gonna rewatch all his films and ease into the Lynchian nightmare...