what are the chances Donald Trump Jr. apologizes for lying about me? Im not holding my breath. Check out the video below rebutting his false claim.

#Siri has a really nice singing voice, I must say! If she only had a brain!

@dijondude twitter sucks #fucktwitter #yousuck #yourtweetwokemeup

@dijondude because it woke me up last night and I'm now responding. #honestlyidontunderstandthiscrapandthinktheyarereallyatupidandoverused

@dijondude psst. It's useless to me.

@SarahMaeHarrell the one day I look at Twitter in months, and you mention me :D glad you like it!

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@SarahMaeHarrell gasp

I'm ready to see NOVEL NATURE live. Can't wait until the album is ready!

@SarahMaeHarrell I had Ms. Rowe. I have a hard time imagining her pregnant. HaHa.

T2290 best AP team ever! #NNO

Ready for Dan Smith

My son sure does know how to make an entrance! 2/5/15... Is it a coincidence or is he just that clever?! Either way I'm ecstatic

Happy Birthday Greg #InvestigatorSwagger #GameChanger #D159 #APPYBirthday

Only six weeks until Opening Day. #GoMariners

Officer rescues toddler from West Seattle retention pond. spdblotter.seattle.gov/2016/04/09/off…

#BREAKING: A mother of three has been reported missing out of Renton. DETAILS >> kiro.tv/RentonMother

It’s #FreeStuffFriday time! Grab your choice of God Cap & a T-shirt! Just RT and follow to enter. Go!

LET'S GO, MARINERS #GoMariners #WHEREiROOT

RT to vote for Philip DeFranco 👊🏻's 'The Philip DeFranco Show' for Show of the Year at the #streamys! 💥 #DeFrancoShowForStreamys