Might kill myself.

Speaking a little Chinese on this fine Saturday night and yes I did have a minority deliver this. #LANK

Jeff and Curtis will be going to the strip club after this one

EAST LANSING, THIS ONES FOR YOU

Is an airport beer a top 3 beer?

34 thousand feet in the air sippin on a VooDoo on this beautiful National Beer day. What are you fellas drinking on this glorious day?

For my loyal followers. Please take Aidan Chiles for the Heisman, you will not be disappointed.

Give me United States ML

There should be a “American Citizen Driver” selection option on Uber. I don’t want to be driven by someone who was riding a camel 12 months ago.

STOP THE COUNT!

BRING ME 10-2 SEASONS!

I know a steal when I see one

The only guy that can fix the Maddie Kowalski situation

Who’s the #1 overall pick? #funkykong

“Nine” woke up feeling dangerous today 🔥

Tuscaloosa I’m inside you

#BlackoutWednesday

The one thing I cannot wrap my mind around is how a 7-5 Duke can make the playoffs over a 10-2 Miami team #CFP