Knowing that the guy from Revenge of the Nerds killed himself doesn't help my severe depression

When rating the races I would definitely put Japanese second over mongoloids like Greeks or Italians

Trying to make sure I don't run out of pop so I'm making my drinks so strong I don't know why I'm bothering adding pop

We love you when you're mad

Owner of the company just texted me "rest up" so I take that as a green light to keep going tonight

Strickland won. Cool

Get those nerds

I find it funny when people think my friends family or work would be weird if they found my Twitter account. Do you think I hide what a drunk racist asshole I am in real life. I do not

We have different political beliefs

Killing a whole poser fucking genre

I can't hold myself in line

The last of the whisky and Pepsi so Im gonna have to figure something else out

Going for more booze and then I'm going to cook up some of those trout I caught

You mean to tell me these mules came from Moscow

Drinking to death may not be pretty but God damn do I make it look handsome

Card throwing machine