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Jeeves

@jeeveswashere

chillin with a shaman eatin ramen in a parking lot

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calendar_today22-02-2014 00:48:30

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esoteric butch realness (@hrt_beats) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i will never care how many calories are in something i eat ever in my life i can promise you that. i eat bc i’m hungry and to stay juicy and for pure raw hedonistic pleasure. idk what a macro is. i’ll kill you

Vivian (@suchnerve) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

Nichole “Vapor” Ayers (@astro_ayers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just. Wow. As we went over Mexico and the U.S. this morning, I caught this sprite. Sprites are TLEs or Transient Luminous Events, that happen above the clouds and are triggered by intense electrical activity in the thunderstorms below. We have a great view above the clouds, so

Just. Wow. As we went over Mexico and the U.S. this morning, I caught this sprite.

Sprites are TLEs or Transient Luminous Events, that happen above the clouds and are triggered by intense electrical activity in the thunderstorms below. We have a great view above the clouds, so
Aakash Gupta (@aakashg0) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The math on this project should mass-humble every AI lab on the planet. 1 cubic millimeter. One-millionth of a human brain. Harvard and Google spent 10 years mapping it. The imaging alone took 326 days. They sliced the tissue into 5,000 wafers each 30 nanometers thick, ran them

octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My friend encountered a well known politician in a men’s restroom. This man, who I won’t name, was obviously staring at my friend’s penis around the dividers at the urinal. My friend said “hey aren’t you Lindsay Graham?” and this man who I won’t name, got scared and left.