david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

MalaysianSunBearFreestyle.MP4

our new king has been chosen

I tried Jennifer

"Get back and turn the turbines."

Also— I am uninsured in Mississippi.

i will never care how many calories are in something i eat ever in my life i can promise you that. i eat bc i’m hungry and to stay juicy and for pure raw hedonistic pleasure. idk what a macro is. i’ll kill you

every time i see this i crack up

this might be the most insane video conceived all decade

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

THE FROG AND THE SNAKE

This one never gets old 😂😂😂😂

Silly wooper animation

Just. Wow. As we went over Mexico and the U.S. this morning, I caught this sprite. Sprites are TLEs or Transient Luminous Events, that happen above the clouds and are triggered by intense electrical activity in the thunderstorms below. We have a great view above the clouds, so

Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*

The math on this project should mass-humble every AI lab on the planet. 1 cubic millimeter. One-millionth of a human brain. Harvard and Google spent 10 years mapping it. The imaging alone took 326 days. They sliced the tissue into 5,000 wafers each 30 nanometers thick, ran them

My friend encountered a well known politician in a men’s restroom. This man, who I won’t name, was obviously staring at my friend’s penis around the dividers at the urinal. My friend said “hey aren’t you Lindsay Graham?” and this man who I won’t name, got scared and left.