Twitter in a 💩-scented nutshell

A lot of people keep saying that Elon’s decisions don’t make sense, but I have a trick. Simply ask “Is this going to get everybody talking about Elon Musk?” If the answer is “Yes” then, to Elon, it is a good idea.

Only true alpha males get upset that a film called Barbie dares to point out that women have been treated like mindless objects since the dawn of time

So strange to think how reviled Sinead O’Connor was for being so right for so long. RIP.

Whilst writers & actors are fighting for fair pay & working conditions, Disney has started hiring for a half dozen A.I. job opportunities, with salaries starting from $180k/year. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/business/busin…)

“She’s mid”

Netflix updated their $900,000 AI job posting to remove mention of the AI being used for content creation following my article. Before vs. after 👇

“I am become death” oh really Oppenheimer? do u also “haz cheezburger” you 2007 meme sounding motherfucker

So cool that he keeps finding ways to make it worse

Every time I see someone defend AI art saying “I finally have the tools to express the imagery that’s been trapped in my head all this time” and then it’s just a generic big tiddy anime girl with broken fingers

She thinks “Donald Trump es un mono rábido” means something good apparently

AI is wildly racist

Love that the algorithm on this forsaken app decided I’m a Laura Loomer fan because apparently it knows me far better than I know myself

“Matting.” Also, I love how the man-world is still convinced women aren’t smart because for time untold man-world prevented women from doing anything except act as incubators and they’re trying SO HARD to bring us back to those wonderful times

The most frightened I’ve ever been of a wild animal was when I ran into a bull moose in the Rockies. The bears? Meh. That moose was terrifying

The white men in the replies harassing women while claiming white men don’t harass women are…something

“Just abominable that the Canadian Prime Minister spends time with his daughter; only betas spend quality time with girls” -Piers Morgan tomorrow, probably

I’m not one of those announce I’m leaving this app people, and I haven’t quite found the will to delete it but holy shit, all Twitter is now is Neanderthals arguing about how women should be incubators or how Canadians should all be forced to carry guns and i fucking hate it here

Amazing 🧠 on this one