Trying to be a better person but I still have a few evil tasks I gotta do

Like the morning paper.

when you realize you overshared with a gossipy person

Wished I was an adult.

i giggle before i go crazy. gotta start my engine

Tylenol is going to sue the American government into fucking bankruptcy.

😂😂😂

day one

dude i’m going home i can tell ur on tylenol

Atheist Girl

i whisper “the fuck” to myself at least 15 times a day

this year felt like being awake during surgery

cami Summer was a 10/10 though

the way my bestie & HR go together real bad cracks me tf up 😂😂

i be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear

idk who need to hear this but if a mf don’t contribute to a hair, nail, or bill they do not need to be asking wya,wyd or a who u wit thank ya

I hope this email finds you before I do….

I’m tired grandpa 😩

me n Cristal rn