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Nandos is average. I dont wanna hear it! Don’t @ me!

My attention span is so shit

Are you the guy????!!! x.com/bren_dunne90/s…

Who says lightning doesn't strike twice? ⚡️ @Aubameyang7 x Alexandre Lacazette 👉😎👈

Don’t wanna catch this flight

Gotta know when you’re beaten

Why do I always end up in an apartment with a stoner

David De Gea is a fucking freak 😂 best keeper in the world no doubt

Karma’s got me

Let’s watch Reiss Nelson light it up then shall we

My mum telling me that Lola keeps going to my bedroom door & crying is not what I wanna hear 😕

Oi Jack Wagwan... 😂

Timehop proper fucks your head when stuff you thought happened a few months ago was actually 2/3 years ago 🤯

Why am I homesick, I’m Jed Barlow I don’t get homesick I get accolades for being the best man on planet earth

fake news being spread about me, make sure you look at the source

It’s high time we decriminalised drugs. Help those with problems rather than make them criminals. Give tax revenue to NHS. Tickety-boo.

Need to get some sort of holiday booked for the summer

going back into my other twitter lol Barski