I think the elephant really ties the room together.

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

the wizard of oz (1939)

yeah you tweet just to know you're alive

“i can’t go out this weekend, i’m a little busy” me being busy:

🎨: spaghettitoesdad on ig

we have entered the wonderful time of year where every single fire department in America gets to expense $500 to make a video of how to make a DIY turkey napalm strike in your garage for 12 likes on Facebook

obsessed with the expression miss grande displays here

i am the consumer and i dont want to watch movies at home

Beautiful women want to go to the movie theater #BeautifulWomenAtTheMovieTheater

“It’s all in ur head” true, however I am also in there and I’m scared bro

the hottest thing a person can do is be over the age of 36

this eats but in a depressing way like stunning illustration but what it means is just sad.

These guys are awesome. Nerds cooked with this mascot

and to think we only got this beautiful scene because rob reiner met his future wife during when harry met sally’s production and fell so in love that he changed the ending so harry and sally could end up together too. rip rob reiner and his wife michele :(

I don’t really care if it’s sappy to say it, the entire world is in desperate need of nurturing and compassion.

if you said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job

I’d really like to see a journalist just flat out ask Trump “what the fuck is wrong with you” at some point even if it doesn’t move the needle in any concrete way.

our paths did cross.