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Jealous Craig

@jealouuus

satan's little helper
FML FTW FTP
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You: can't be bothered typing a text Me: can't be bothered listening to your voice recording that should've been a text Our friendship: going fn nowhere

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Just a reminder to all you kids going into festival season in full 90s/00s fashion.. my era is not 👏 your 👏 costume 👏 😤

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I have done better in life than millions and millions of people. I beat them to the egg in the ovary and you can never take that from me

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The point of Paul Tyson was to get new eyes on the sport. But that also means you gotta put on a better show than boxing has been doing. You just disappointed a new gen of the boxing-curious, high five

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I saw a meme about pumping creed in the garage while you crush beers and bench press and like damn why does that sound so good to me

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Clothing sites: stop styling unisex hats on tiny model women how am I supposed to know how a hat sits on a head that's not fuckin tiny