I don’t need a credit card. You know who repays my debts? Jesus Christ

Bittersweet announcement but after an amazing 2 years as an infectious disease expert I am moving on. I am now an expert in no-fly zones and Eastern European affairs. Excited to make the most of this new opportunity.

why does no one talk about stacy’s dad ? sup

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news

Don’t be influenced by influencers because I was influenced to buy a popular brand of toner for my skincare routine and after 10 uses it gave me a bacterial infection on my FACE and I now have to spend $120 on medicine & take it 2x a day for the next 6 WEEKS

The Surgery was successful 😌

why are 12 year olds drinking coffee

just tested positive for the suds

I have no words

me: send me dog videos I’m quitting therapy also me:

If I ever repost a “little miss” thing on my Instagram stories, please check on my mental health

someone gets it

I can’t wait for my BeReal to be me in bed eating cheez it’s and watching new girl

watching national treasure to restore my faith in our nation

I don’t know how to handle someone from my company not responding to my emails for 2 weeks but then requesting me on LinkedIn this morning

why do i, as a woman, have a 300 day snap streak with blaine hrovat

honestly it’s no wonder babies can’t walk, they get pushed around in strollers all day

just came here to admit that I used to get elon musk and kylo ren mixed up