me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me* my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:

having guy friends is crazy bc i was crying and they told me “lock in” and i did

🗣️

STANTON

[suburban dad watching sports voice] need 270 here

#WeMove 🎲🎲

This is what the internet was made for

Karlous Miller sits down with Toccara on the 85 South Show

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

They are stressing her tf out 😭😭😭😭

you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes

If Dody and Dot aint coming like this, what we doing here?

Southern accents completely changed the language of Rap. When 3 Stacks rhymed "Virgina" with "Continue" on Elevators, I knew big changes were coming.

not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.

guys be 5’8 talking about “i’ll be there shortly” yeah dude we know

😭😭😭

Jalen Johnson '25-26 playmaking/passing