Hey New York Times Pitchbot, somebody's stealing your act. DougJBalloon

Oh noes, I'm doing it all wrong!🤦‍♀️/s Look...#romance books by definition DO end in HEAs. Nobody would say mysteries can end without solving the mystery, right? If some novels with romance in them (but not as the main plot) are misclassified as romances, that ain't our problem.

I feel attacked, Taco Bell Quarterly. Attacked, I say.

Not to reference Deadpool & Wolverine but I do believe Carrie Fisher was our anchor being and that's why reality has been slowly degrading since 2016.

Were you ever bullied in school and adults said to ignore the bullies & they'll go away, & it never worked—they just bullied you more? But then someone told you to fight back, just once, & they'll crumble? Dunno, it just crossed my mind for some reason... 👀 #RepublicansAreWeird

It's probably just the former web news content manager in me, but I hate it when whoever filled out the CMS got lazy with the copy/paste and the hed, dek, and lede of a news article are all the same sentence. I want more tantalizing info before I click. (I usually don't click.)

I was 6. Bestie's parents took us to Friendy's walkup window. One lick & my chocolate scoop was on the ground (faulty scooping, no mash-down). I cried, the mom shoved some of her strawberry scoop onto my cone. 52 years & I'm still salty. (My parents could've given them 25¢.)

Two words: "good girl." If the hero says that I 🤮. I'm sorry!! 😩 I know a lot of readers love that but...I am not one of them.

With Harris and Walz we are about to enter apostrophe hell.

Let's talk low-heat romance! Join the chat on Sunday, August 18 and say hey! #romance #romancenovels #RomanceReaders

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I'm broke, but even so I will pay Tim Walz $20 if he says, just once, "What the fuck are you talking about, man?" #VicePresidentialDebate

Hey KeyBank KeyBank Expert Help what’s wrong with you? Your minions are refusing to release my deceased mother’s funds even though all the probate papers are in order. A couple thousand dollars is nothing to you but means a lot to me. Illegal all the way around. Shame on you.

"Agile" and "nimble." I am not applying to be an acrobat or a nursery rhyme character.

Happy book birthday K.C. Harper 🇨🇦 Shattered Moonlight out now! 🥳

[Jordy] I’m open to queries! Please follow this link to submit. Look forward to reading 😊querytracker.net/query/1426