austin real estate is out of control

(forgetting the word for cappuccino) yes, i would like one of your finest smol frothy coffee bois

OPENING DAY!!!!!

spotify trying to tell me something but not sure what

when will scientists finally splice the genes of tim tams and giant toblerones? what are we afraid of??

One Spider-Man wants to change his own destiny. 🕷 Miles Morales returns for the next Spider-Man movie, exclusively in theaters June 2. Watch the new trailer for Across the #SpiderVerse now.

thus implying the existence of balenciaga creme eggs

do they make table crumbers but for... bedding surfaces?

calendly+twilio+chatgpt = automated playdate scheduler for parents. who's building this instead of texting friends' parents?

am... am i in sales?

cleaning up Notes and noticing i excel at taking food orders

tesla bumper sticker spotted: "bought well before elon went full elon"