if you didnt put yourself in a food coma, did you really have a merry christmas ?

remember when the indians actually won games & made it to the world series ? good times.

"tough out here being like 30 & unloveable.." -excuse me sir?

the cubs beat the indians in the world series so i still hate chicago. who dat ⚜️

nothing like a "tip" joke on sunday night football.. classic.

"hey juju, saw your game tonight.. yikes. anyways, can i borrow your twitter?"

ncaa > nfl

little roll tide rona spreaders.

who you got ?

most cleveland thing to happen

browns fans rn:

hey, the browns went further than the steelers. thats a win in my book.

my leasing lady knows i travel a lot- she emailed me & was concerned i had a water leak in my townhouse because my water usage was "drastically high" this week. i had to reassure her i was actually in town longer than two days & finally did laundry.

my love language is let me sleep.

if he has a golden retriever 🚩🚩🚩

AIRPLANE CONVERSATIONS flying to LA: *silent* flying to cleveland: "what part you from?" "go bucks" "did you see the browns game sunday?" "ope. sorry bout that" "yeah its 30 & snowing."

i really need southwest to get it together.. delta is way too snobby for me.

🎉👑Congratulations @bay_lexx Swimsuit USA Regional Final Winner! Good luck in the finals in Mexico. Swimsuit USA @theamandapaigee joey courtney. #swimsuitusa #cej #cottoneyedjoe