I love how Trader Joe’s warns you that parking is for Trader Joe’s patrons only, as if anyone in their right mind would go near a Trader Joe’s parking lot if they had literally any other option

Enjoying the kids' day off with them. PJs all day. Aaron's taking a super long bath. Cheesy beans and chips for lunch. Just gotta figure out what to make for dinner in like 3 hours.

me: hey can I see your menu real quick restaurant website: pickup or delivery me: no need for that, just need to check one thing restaurant website: PICKUP OR DELIVERY

Nothing is ever going to be as good as these amazing cheesy perfect bowls of pasta in my Instagram feed.

POV: you're trying to wash your hands at a fancy restaurant

Netflix needs to stop asking if I am still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet...

Former friend*

Watching Peppa Pig and one of the piggies are afraid of heights... Joshua says, "I like heights the best! I wanna go on the big slide!!" 🥹

Our Superbowl snack today is... apple. Just apple. Wasn't feeling super snacky this year. Getting in-n-out later.

40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”

One millennial parenting norm I truly will never understand is why everyone has snacks all the time. My kids never want to eat meals when they have snacks, but then I feel bad for not bringing my fair share of snacks when I go anywhere with my kids. End the snack tyranny.

Name a better feeling than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself “please don’t be 6 am” and then when you look at the clock you realize that it’s only 2:34 am and you still have like 4 hours to sleep!!!!!

Fun thing about being a mom is that you can order kids meals when your kid is with you even though you know they probably won't eat it but that $8.50 kids poke bowl low-key belongs to mommy 😉

🤠 LMAOOO 😭 Why do I need to enter my ZIP code, pick a location, start an order, and agree to cookies just to see if y’all still sell mozzarella sticks?? I’m not committing. I’m browsing. Calm down. Chain restaurants really be acting like I’m about to propose, I just want the menu.

overheard my 10 year old daughter record her voicemail greeting: “hi, you’ve reached my voicemail. when you hear the beep,hang up and send me a text.” this generation gets it.

Really in the mood to be whisked away somewhere exotic

Y’all… I just spent 45 minutes scrollin’ through every TV app I own tryin’ to find something to watch. Netflix? Nah. Hulu? Maybe. Prime? Looks good but… not THAT good. Paramount? Who gave me the password to this mess? By the time I FINALLY found something that looked halfway

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

Really sad that next week the temps are boiling into the high 80s in MARCH.... before spring even officially starts 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨