me pretending to care how the weed smells when the plug puts it to my nose

smells like ella es la sensacion del bloque degrees outside

Pedophile as a president. WWIII it's among us. You're allowed to yell racist slurs on TV, but not free Palestine. Selena Gomez is sucking dirty toes. Gas prices have shot through the roof. Rights are being taken away.

the job application process

i hated timothée even when he didn’t say anything about opera ngl

we went for Zendaya!

i'm ngl this "this post is unavailable" shit is detrimental for nosy people like me who like to scroll through conversations I'm not a part of

It won 9 Oscars in my house

oh abso-fucking-lutely wunmi

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

i wanna see a black girl that’s actually mean so i can defend her anyways

googled if one cigarette a week is okay and they said no

trying to work my job while monitoring tmz updates about taylor frankie paul

Yall would’ve enslaved the elves, touched on the fairies, hunted dragons and mermaids until extinction and segregated the vampires

Fucked around and realized that it doesn’t have to make sense to anybody but me.

They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.

being jealous of people that can hold conversations easily and always know what to say

realizing if I don’t like something I can just easily remove it from my life instead of stress

You turn a new leaf when you accept that you're not for everybody