Jessica and I decided we needed a weekend getaway from Charlotte. Felt a moral obligation to drive up and #SupportBlacksburg #Hokies @SonsofSat

I invented National Bird Day

The hoops I went through to claim this account back...

I'm 6 hours from a week and a half off. Yes!!!

But a mystery box could be anything!!! It could even be a boat! #iloveabagofmysteries

Is having Afroman's "colt 45" stuck in your head on sat and sun Mornin a sign of a good or bad weekend? #babythatsallweneed

Pic doesn't do it justice but Duke building is in pastels tonight. Love it instagram.com/p/XgXYIthilb/

Heat vs Bulls. Tiger vs Sergio. Joba vs Mariano. Chip Kelly vs red meat. KornBon is ready. ESPN right now.

Taco Bell commercials should be illegal.

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I may not be a fantasy expert, but RGIII ended up with the same number of points as Matt Ryan (ick) and 1 less than Brees. #notbad #wellbeok

sorry for th DMs I got hacked :(

Official "Zero Dark Thursday" shirts for UNC vs. Miami game tonight are $18. #nonootballschools #youredoingitwrong shop.goheels.com/catalog/produc…

Football season is difficult when you have to schedule it around fun summer-like plans. #gonnahaveatvonthelake #fallinthesouth #letsgo

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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YA CAN'T COME DOWN TO THE BEST DAMN UNIVERSITY IN THE LAND, AND EXPECT TO BEAT THE DEFENDING CHAMPS, WITHOUT DRINKING YOUR WEIGHT IN RAILS.

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