Explain PGMO

Lose to Chelsea at the weekend and that’s done and dusted for Carrick. We’re talking shit on Arsenal about to bottle the league and we’re about to bottle a champions league place. United will be lucky to get a point out of the next 3 fixtures. 6th place finish looking likely

Yoro and Heaven against Joao Pedro 😂😂 Another loss incoming. United set to bottle champions league places. 👍

I mean he ain’t wrong.

Manchester United's players have been warned they'll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It's a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.

Based on recent performances and now suspensions… I have little faith. We’ll bottle it and it’ll be exactly what we get for talking shit about Arsenal this whole time. I can feel it coming

Haven’t seen any training pics or talks about Mainoo either?…. Is he back or is his “small issue” gonna keep him out for weeks like it did with Martinez?

Arguably our best defender this year and he hasn’t played in like 4 months. Sell him in the summer? Manchester United Stretford Paddock

Only one senior centre back available is shocking. How has it come to this? De Ligt being out for 5+ months without any real confirmation is staggering. Need some fresh, and reliable, faces in defence in the summer.

You don’t have a choice at this point. He HAS to play.

Has Carrick won five games in a row already or are we just doing the usual United thing where a short bounce convinces everyone the long-term problems magically disappeared?

United will be playing against Chelsea today. They will also be playing against PGMO and their agenda.

And they play us next…. 😂😂 Every United fan can see what’s about to happen from this weekend forward.

Take him off. He’s been jogging around Sunday pace all night then does that cause he ain’t up for it. Get him off

Carrick played his best football those 3 games at the start Since then, we have gotten worse and worse

Michael Carrick is not up to this. Up 1-0 at Chelsea in the 71’ and still ZERO substitutions. All this tells me is he has absolutely zero plan b or any clue what he’s doing

3 HUGE takeaways from tonight: -Cunha building confidence with a goal -Bruno is the best creator in the world right now -PLAY AYDEN HEAVEN MORE OFTEN!!! Manchester United

Casemiro had his faults at Man United but you can never doubt his passion and love for our club. They don’t make em like him anymore.

🚨💣 BREAKING: Kobbie Mainoo has agreed all terms of new contract at Man United, all set to sign! The agreement will be valid until June 2031 with increased salary, as always reported. Understand it will be official before end of the season, Kobbie could sign this week. 🔐

$4 a gallon??!?!?! This is fucking ridiculous now