Oh my god I love him, I love that 4900 years ago the artist captured the human experience: a bellybutton and existential horror

TFW Waffle House wouldn't let you in, so you act like Huddle House is cool.

Bud tank The Great Gatsby 😍🥰😊💚🐢

incredible stuff

In May this year, Lord Peter Hendy pressured my now-former employer SYSTRA UK & Ireland to sack me by threatening them. Why did he do this? Because I'd highlighted safety and accessibility issues at Euston station. He is unfit for office and should resign. politico.eu/article/uk-rai…

Eldritch horror and unfathomable revulsion of seeing a cybertruck somewhat relieved by noting the out-of-state plate.

I made an art gallery for my brother’s Guinea pig - I think he likes it

Scorpio: Please stop touching the Amulet of Unceasing Regret. It’s not a toy.

you have to play the audio. i scrolled past this multiple times without hearing it, it’s even fucking funnier with audio

红色娘子军🌹 this is the only good generational narrative for millennials- we were handed an incredible global trajectory defining tool, we got to witness what it is capable of, we saw it dismantled systemically by powerful interest groups and the whole planet is dumber and meaner for it

Americans in the rural South, especially in a region settled by Scots, challenge: understand that Scotland is a different country from Ireland.

Posting screenshot because the quoted OP went into hidden private mode

Good morning

The bad news is there is a vulnerability in the CUPS printer system on Linux. The good news is nobody has ever gotten their printer working on Linux so they are safe.

Flying by the seat of my pants and planning to finish writing a talk during a tropical storm that I will absolutely be distracted by. Spent more time than my battery lasts making sure I can do so offline if/when the power goes out. I am very smart.