On some real cocky shit, I’m what’s best for you

if i told u any of the people i currently have a crush on you’d send me to federal prison

“you’re so passive aggressive” omg I’m sorry. i meant to be aggressive aggressive

I hurt my own feelings expecting people to be just as solid as me.

Just wanna flat stomach and a fat ass, amen

Fuck April.

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

Happy 4/20. Remember the fallen (those who can’t smoke weed because they get too anxious)

A woman’s notes app holds more mystery, intrigue, and truths than any ‘film’

stay single & flirt with everyone

my problem is that i always want to know why

Everybody is NOT your friend. Been learned that long time ago

i need to be 15 again… i know what to do this time

One thing about me…I’m always going to be excited about going home and getting in my bed.