people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

Periods should be 45 mins max. Release the egg and get tf out my face.

i wish i was in Puerto Rico rn drinking with an iguana or something

Me after sleeping slightly different than usual

Cuando digo mi edad y todos me dicen que me veo mucho más chica.

i hate when im crying and let out an “oohoohoo” bitch am i stupid?

hamburger help us

reminder that you live on pretty girl avenue while he lives on manchild lane

I grew up playing I Spy w my little eye, trust me ik how to peep some sht.

Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I'm from 😂

It should be illegal to be in my feelings on a Sunday 😒

girl whatever at least we not pregnant

i be checking my friends location randomly like yea you better be home

I’ve had enough 😒