What if we gave teachers $50k signing bonuses, $100k salaries, and $60k in student loan forgiveness. You know, the same as ICE gets.

💙💙💙

Dear Donald Trump, You will always be a small man living in Obama’s shadow. Always. Love, America

She waited longer than any other dog at the shelter And when her moment finally came She made sure to bring her plush toys with her Because they were the only comfort she ever had

Bad Bunny will have the most-watched halftime show ever and MAGA is going to crash out. 😂

You can steal an election but you can't steal a Nobel Peace Prize.

To summarize: Reporter: Why didn’t Trump win the Nobel Peace Prize? Nobel Chair: the award only goes to people of courage and integrity. *mic drop* 🫳🎤

And he didn't even have to beg.

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize

Just about sums it up.

Rooting for a World Series between two teams that have never won one.

A map of who America is rooting for in the NLCS:

Make sure the dude in the frog costume in Portland knows he's an icon.

A map of who America is rooting for in the World Series

One of the best tweets I’ve ever seen LOL

The #SFGiants announced today that they have named Tony Vitello the 40th field manager in club history.

Blake Snell did it AGAIN!!! 5 ER 4 BB 2 HR Per usual, Snell disappeared when his team needed him most!!

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.