When you've got NOTHING. Resurrect Abbott lol

A "SOURCE" makes bombshell twist! thenightly.com.au/culture/bombsh…

We are now in La-la-land where the Beetrooter is giving interviews to all and sundry to explain that he doesn’t want to talk about himself too much. 😂

Bruce Willis probably doesn’t get enough love for the things he pulls off in Pulp Fiction (he was one of the only leads in this film not to receive an Oscar nom), but he brings so much energy to this movie. I’m really bummed Bruce is likely done acting- he’s a force of nature.

When working at the ABC I got into big trouble by saying that Barnaby Joyce’s head “resembled a Halloween pumpkin wherein the candle of intelligence flickered but dimly”. Now I can say it. So I just did.

Recorded the show last night for Netflix. Couldn't have gone any better. I said all the words in the right order and the audience laughed louder and longer than I could have hoped for. Genuinely one of my favourite ever gigs. Same again tonight. Just incase. #Mortality

Haven’t watched F1 cars on track in years, so found a way to sneak into the stands while Fred was driving my car 🎭🤣

When a whale dies and sink, their carcasses—known as whale falls—provide a bounty of nutrients for a huge number of deepwater creatures, giving birth to its own ecosystem which can last for decades.

Goodness, Sussan Ley looks under a heap of stress. Insists that “everyone” in her team is “absolutely united”🤔 Except of course for Henderson, Hastie, Price, Cash… and every extreme right winger Lib who wants to tear her down. What a wreck of a party. #auspol

The fundamental rule in problem solving is that you don’t “throw people under the bus.” Johnny, you are a garbage chairman and Scuderia Ferrari HP results over the last 17 years are a direct result of this kind of culture. Time to step down!

Waiting for lunch at Babylonstoren. On holidays. Hat says effort, watch says steps, smile says it’s past noon and nothing has arrived yet. Somewhere between vineyard serenity and checking if bread counts as a course. #Babylonstoren #OnHoliday #LunchPending #CapeWinelands

I think I’ve figured you out, Chevy. You’re straddling the line between asshole and narcissist. You come off as highly unlikeable. (SkyTV)

The look of man who, for the first time in his coddled 66 years of life, just had the briefest of glimpses of the real world. Plenty more where that came from I sincerely hope.

"Oh, that's why Melbourne hated us."

abc.net.au/news/2026-03-0… Keen to send my tape in. Looking at the job vacancies. Haven't seen it appear. I can talk about b**bs, d**ks & fl*ps. #kyleandjackie #radio #australia

So petrol has gone up 50-60c a litre. That’s bare-faced highway robbery. Any petrol in Australian service station tanks right now is pre-war, bought and refined at pre-war prices .The oil companies are blatantly price gouging, ripping us off.

The bit I don’t get is that Jackie O sat opposite Kyle Sandilands for a couple of decades while he said some pretty shocking things and she only protested when it was aimed at her.

i’m finding it very hard to believe this was the final nail in the coffin for Kyle and Jackie O. Surely it’s a publicity stunt. He has said so many horrific things over the years and accusing her of being obsessed with astrology was the last straw?

Incredible scenes out of Tehran. March 4, the US began dropping 2000 pound bombs on the densely populated city of 9 million people. I guess we’re not trying to free the Iranians anymore. Also, the administration still says this is not a WAR.

"What people want is two very angry men talking over the top of each other while they escalate a discussion about their dinner plans into a police matter." theshovel.com.au/2026/03/05/stu…