If you believe "Let's Take Canada Back" is somehow different than "Make America Great Again" , you're unfortunately part of the problem.

Times like this I like to remind myself there is a person behind every corp Twitter account, and they are just the messenger.

University of Waterloo is officially open today. UW Child Care Centre and Bright Starts Day Care are closed. #UWaterloo

Shoutout to Aaron Miller and team for staying calm, cool & collected on a morning like today #UWaterloo

So how do I get Siri to say 'Chewie, we're home." Every time I pull into my driveway?

Sweet holy pulled pork! The Crazy Canuck no pic because #nomnomnom

My offspring has decoded pig-latin. Send reinforcements.

Hey, W. Sean Harris (aka DM) y'know just FYI #pcdeathwish x.com/chrisperkinsdn…

The Crazy Canuck Caboose will never be referred to as a food truck again as that is not what it is...it is a "FOOD CABOOSE"! #foodcaboose

Has someone done an all inclusive map, app, anything of KW food trucks? #kwawesome

Thanks! x.com/KWFoodtrucks/s…

Tastiness acquired from BistroTour Friday food truck mission complete.

Mmmmm, delicious scope creep :) x.com/kevinpaxman/st…

Sitting on my back porch and wondering when Apollo Cinema is going to do a Harryhausen festival #justthursdaythoughts

Read the words 'electric athame' in Wᴀʀʀᴇɴ Eʟʟɪs latest issue of Injection and am inordinately happy the term now exists and I understand it

@iuxc Mark McKay Kirsty Budd thanks!

May your stache be both voluminous and luxurious! x.com/MatthewJBondy/…

I would pay good money for a concert setting where Wᴀʀʀᴇɴ Eʟʟɪs and Richard Kadrey freestyle insults at each other. #masters