if one of us just called

You don’t compare 2 bad bitches.

Not sending me snaps of yourself knowing I love you is insane btw.

I hate people that can't enjoy silence. Every second talk talk talk😭😭😭

Gonna start making an injury report for the fellas before nights out like Sam - out (vacation) Pete - doubtful (wife’s mad) Chris - probable (working late) Tommy - active (back injury) Mike - out (scared) You get the idea

I kiss all four, babygirl.

THROW UP THE SET

The US bombing Iran reminds me of how we bombed and Iran away from you, hope we can get back to US.

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept

Men have high testosterone levels in the morning, and that’s why they get erect. Women have high cortisol levels in the morning, and that’s why they wake up stressed. Basically, morning sex is biological and we should all be having it to make the world a better place.

Ya me cansé de ocultarlo raza.

Take me back! 🥹

Breast is one of the best anti depression medication.

Until death removes you from this world, reset button is forever pressable.

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

Once you start winning again don’t forget God.

“divorced my wife because she was too perfect and gave me too much peace" ~ Said no man ever

God, I thank You in Advance.