Absolutely stunning how transformative a dill pickle is to a sandwich.

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My father-in-law is a builder...We were watching Yello's Oh Yeah music video years ago and I asked him what it would cost to make it today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'" youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdR…

Stay strong Wang Gang!

This was a great example of how media is broken. I hadn't heard exactly what trump said, so I tried to find a clip. CBS had a story on it, but wanted me to watch a 30 second ad for mattresses before watching the 30 second clip of what trump said. So I guess now I'll never know.

Welcome to the resistance Sen. James Lankford.

Would be great if they spent more time "battling" people punching strangers in the face than "battling" opinion columnists.

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Honestly, I feel attacked.

Uhh I need help doing the dishes. Are you still available to help?

This is WRONG. You're supposed to make yourself look bigger to scare it off

your heights bro.......they're wuthering

Do the Terms and Conditions include my being the mayor of New York?

Craziest thing of the day: I was at the grocery store, and the cashier who we see every day and calls my toddler "mi amore!" is chatting us up. The woman ahead of us who is paying leans into the cashier, points to me and the toddler and says "they don't care about you."

Why ? Why do I have to do this to use your app? I don’t want to.