Coors: Our beer is so cold Me: is it good? Coors: It’s fuckin FREEZING

Olympics as a kid: Holy shit, this is the pinnacle of the human species. Better things are possible. Olympics as an adult: Huh. The Olympics already?

You really gonna act shocked that a kids show would have issues with you monetizing their characters getting brutally maimed and killed? Also, it’s 2024. Learn a different fucking bit than “based space marines kill cringe kids show”.

Meanwhile at Hot Topic

Being early 30s on twitter

Who woulda fucking thought that selling out to people who regularly demonize you was a mistake. The city never should’ve accepted this, doubly so for a con artist famous for screwing over his hosts on payment.

"algorithms were invented in 825 AD by scientist Mohammed Algorithm" sounds like a batshit insane sentence but is literally completely accurate

New Dead Rising fans entering the park for the first time when the Deluxe Remaster comes out.

If this was a prequel padawan cutting his ponytail off, you would be calling it the rawest thing ever.

“trans people are groomers” mfs the moment one of their friends is outed as being a pedophile:

Debate

The accuracy! 🤣

The rise of the HOA put the kibosh on the construction of local watchtowers and outposts. The feudal perspective weeps.

Reminder Danny is one of the few creators on CN who owns the rights to his show and personally chose to end it when the artist of the intro sequence, Paul Boyd, was murdered by the police in a horrific case of abuse of force