Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

Guy smoking weed daily: I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.

you spent 79,200 minutes wondering why he threw home

Every time I’m on a treadmill I’m reminded how insane it was that Stephen King set the minimum speed at 4 miles per hour in the Long Walk novel.

Whatever it doesn’t even matter nobody cares what I think

When I was 8 I picked up the Chinese since it was round the corner. One time bossman handed me an extra chicken ball and I ate it from his hand like a deer. Everyone behind the counter erupted with laughter soon as I left. I'm 24 and it still haunts me.

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

ranking top 5 nights of a 4 night trip in order from best to worst: night 2 night before the trip night 1 night 3 night 4

Karen Read watching the weather forecast today

PHLY Sports Will Liam still sit in front row for Phillies games?

350 degrees, 400 degrees, etc. All classic examples of oven temperatures

me waiting on the cashier to notice me after i screwed up self checkout again

grass was mid today

Changing your ig username to your buddy’s fiancés new name on the day before their wedding then selling the username to her

grammy winner: i want to thank god oscar winner: i want to thank god guy spinning the big wheel on price is right: i wanna say hi to my dog and everybody at the autobody shop

Look out 2026 Olympics RT USA Hockey: USA Hockey's 8 & under membership has reached 100,000 for the first time ever.