Whoever said vertical stripes are slimming is a lying sum bitch.

Just a quick lil bender, nothing serious

Rolled my ankle frisbee golfing yesterday. Too boozed halfway thru the course

My stepdad keeps wining 50/50 raffles. It wouldn't bother me as much if I didn't buy a couple tickes too

All old n washed up but still joined the ONHS Alumni Basketball tournament. We up!!

Nothing makes u wanna act up like realizing you the Black Sheep of the fam

My biggest flaw is my ppl come first. Much love 🤘

Fuckin Pow Wow Weekend

The indigenous urge to say fuck yo declaration, where you think you learned that democracy from?!. Iroquois shit dawg...

I'm a lil too educated to be civilized.

Kicking it with this bitch one time n she felt comfortable enough to let out a long bubbly fart. Then get mad when I accused her of tryna beat box smh

Putting "Makes old white folks feel comfortable" under special skills on my resume.

Whenever a woman asks to spend the night at my place I get nervous cause I only have one pillow. Last time I just shoved my pup's dog bed into a pillow case cause you aint using mine

First time logging in since before that lil ban and it's fuck me I guess...

First snow storm of the season, mizel blackout

Been drinking since them Giannis trade rumors started #Bucks

Cheee. Ya boy gets to open for another big name 🤘🏽

Cold out. Three layers of clothing n my nipples still pertruding

Low key I'd be mad asf in a Canadian house if they started cooking bacon

Y'ever feel like Creator put you here to make white folks feel uncomfortable?...