iPhone 6 is $750?? That shit Better be able to get head from the other person during FaceTime!

Bitches announce they're going natural like they were born with weave in

Bitches Be Hannah Montana In Front There Parents.. But Miley Cyrus On Facebook

My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We call him Los now.

Bottle of soda - $1.25 Bottle of soda in the movies - $386.95

Trying to decide if I want to buy a new pair of Jordans or if I want to use that money to buy a house in Detroit.

we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are. so why do we treat humans any differently

U got a problem with me? Well.. Go sit with the rest of the world waiting for me to give a rat's ass.

Illuminati created Candy Crush to distract and hold minorities back.

Bitch don't kill my vibe!

Bitches scared of thunder & lightning but will fuck 30 guys without a condom.

I'd rather say “nevermind” than repeat myself.

The woman who invented the phrase "All guys are the same" was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China

I’m not fat. My stomach is 3D.

Do mermaids smoke seaweed?

A good woman can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... Ohh sorry that's vodka... vodka does that.

It can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text.

You're basic if you let the microwave hit 0

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#musicneverstops