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If your wife dies due to septic shock from infected fetal remains, but her life could’ve been saved with an abortion, rejoice in the fact that gas is cheap during your drive to the cemetery. Or you could just vote Blue.

Well Elon Musk now owns this place so here’s a warm welcome to him and his fans

I did NOT think, when I woke up this morning and logged into my work computer, that I would find myself with no access to what I need to do my job. It was only as I was getting ready to send IT a ticket, that I see an email telling me I no longer have a job…so there’s that.

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Thought somebody out there might need something positive and precious today, like I did! 🥹🥹🤗❤️ Little boy discovers he can walk and has priceless reaction ❤️❤️ youtube.com/shorts/Odf6IZi… via YouTube

Being sick on Mother’s Day sucks but it could be so much worse. I’m just grateful to be here and blessed that I can still FT with my mom and grandmothers as I know that’s not everyone’s story. Happy Mother’s Day to all the different forms of moms out there! 🤗💐

“If you can’t think, you shouldn’t talk.” -Mad Hatter

First president in 28 years to not serve a second term. First president in 45 years not to release any of his tax returns. First president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term. First president in 102 years to allow more than 120,000

Just to review: - Trump’s Chief Strategist, Steve Bannon: Convicted Felon. - Trump’s Campaign Chair, Paul Manafort: Convicted Felon - Trump’s National Security Advisor, Michael Flynn: Convicted Felon - Trump’s Advisor, Roger Stone: Convicted Felon and finally... -

Man, to have feelings, that you are struggling with, diminished and dismissed by someone close to you is…jarring, to say the least, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg…but I’m not allowed to feel what I feel so now what?

P.S.A Whatever you do, DO NOT get your insurance through Allstate BBB, here I come!!