if yk i get mad fast why you make me mad?

“you saw me & didn’t say hi” Me:

"don't be like that" me already like that: "like what"

Kansas farmer surprises his wife by planting 80 acres of sunflowers for their 50th wedding anniversary. He estimates there are about 1.2 million flowers in the field.

i really try not to idolize celebrities bc anyone can be a horrible person but lizzo really has knocked the wind out of me as someone who has gone out of her way to be perceived as a safe space and an ADVOCATE for all people… it’s insane how two faced someone can be.

Ok but why did the downfall of civilization have to happen during MY 20’s though

can’t wait to be that wife who decorates the house for every holiday season

Being this high when you first started smoking was the best of fucking times 😭

…and then one day you find your forever person… and the bad days don’t feel so bad anymore.

The girls that get it GET IT the ones who don’t well you just don’t 😂

miley cyrus should’ve won her first grammy with this song not even joking

Me drunk in the backseat trusting whoever is behind the wheel

That’s a real man right there

Me whenever i go out:

according to psychology, the biggest problem for overthinkers is when they get too attached to someone their entire mood depends on how other person responds to them. they are so attuned to other people's emotions that they can notice the slightest change in someone's behavior.

i made a banana smoothie and it tasted like salsa. im fighting my mom

kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me

When you accidentally eat a Dorito vertically :