Only in my hood , the Dodger Game on the water tank 🤣💙 #eastla

pho is the blueprint. a biogenetic metabolism-boosting masterpiece. gelatinous broth - dripping in collagen. a miracle disguised as comfort food. asian grandmas know the truth to anti aging - that’s why they always have the most glowy skin. it doesn’t just warm you; it heals

"are you a red flag?" me: no babe i’m both

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs, I like gettin money, I like strippers, I like to fuck

Never kill yourself

with a walk like that? i ain’t scared of no ponk ass alien

“Thank you for your payment”

the moon and stars look beautiful tonight

that shit was hella good

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

going to the club in gta 6

happy pride month:

Pride Month…

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

when i finally eat a meal and my headache, low energy, and suicidal thoughts all go away suddenly

POV your husband just got shot in the fucking neck

"Flight attendant yawns" Deaf passengers:

my mom really carried me for nine months just for me to beg a woman to get me pregnant every day