Women that take other women’s cheating so personally amuse me😭

when I am a little too friendly with my uber driver and he starts telling me who really built the pyramids

“she’s got mental health” brotherrrrrrrr when are people going to learn to say this sentence correctly 😭😭😭😭

and by the Grace of God i’ll be 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and so forth.

Man sit yo dumb ass down

Seen John Obi Mikel and Liam Rosenior more times than my family and friends because of this app

big boss can you sort coke today

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

england on a sunny day is 23 in the sun and 4 in the shade

They cooking me my mentions rn. I’m the Jollof rice

I don’t expect you to be man of the match every week, but what I expect from you every week is the deezayah

SJ 🇨🇻 NIGGATIVE 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😂 all timer stuff

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

NEVER FORGET !!!!

Somehow she understood him when he spoke Thai

Embroidered my tattoos all over my suit for the #METGala 🦅

This is almost as bad as THAT video

seriously @RobKardashian u follow rick ross and soulja boy but no family members...u are so weird w your twitter following and unfollowing