You just can’t out-metaphor Amaya

The first thing imma do after Love Island is over, is crack open a fucking book omg !

not being a child of nepotism or wealth really getting to me

I wanna get married

august is technically summer but spiritually fall

Y’all be treating ChatGpt like it’s the magic conch

this banger from the icarly prank episode.

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

when im anti ai but every google search unconsensually uses ai anyway

starting the first day of 2026 at 3pm

Hard to keep moving forward when the world is progressively getting worse and people are becoming crueler

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

me on the battlefield during World War 3 looking for iced coffee and a phone charger

Born n raised in California btw. Yes that does mean I’m better than all you uncultured peasants.