Happy “Headless Body In Topless Bar” Day, if you're observing it... 43 years ago today, April 15, 1983, the legendary NY Post managing editor, the late Vincent A. Musetto wrote the greatest headline of all time…

I’d like to have a little of whatever the @TurboTax UI team was on when they did whatever it is they did to it this year.

just a man and his father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate

did they know its just one guy before they ate him

Mel Brooks went out of his way to parody the SCRIPT READING of TFA to promote Spaceballs 2 and Scary Movie is doing 67 jokes now.

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

Yes! Sexual tension is best relieved in its proper place: a darkened theater watching the Beetlejuice musical.

Let's make getting rid of city halls that look like above-ground basements a trend.

," they said for 11 years.

Just got an instagram ad for a shirt ($108) and one of the selling points the guy in the video was pushing was it’s “an easy shirt to put on.”

Happy April Fools’ Day (Orthodox)

That makes 13 scientists

Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as Christina H Koch is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those

Have you guys seen this one yet?

“It’s a non-union horror film Liz. It’s called Hungry. Based on the board game Hungry Hungry Hippos.”

"Inventory" joins "content" on the list of words people use where I immediately know whether I can trust them or not.