Hot girl summer: - a bit vague - a lot of work - expensive Pompeii by Bastille summer: - dance about end of civilization - eh eh oh eh oh x4 - choice between rubble or sins

reasons why i'm single

I went here and it slipped me a fiver

i hate this country and then the sky is blue and im like. SCORCHER INNIT. GOIN BOOZER HAVIN A FAG IN THE BEER GARDEN. BRINGING THE MISSES. COLD PINT A STELLA . BEAUTIFUL 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

sometimes being perceived as a human being has its perks. just been told that if i were a colour i’d be yellow and that makes me very happy

it’s offensive that uni planned all my assessments the same week i’m seeing starkid + the smosh liveshow… it’s like they want to see me fail

don’t talk to me i’m in mourning

sorry it’s just hit me that i’m seeing THE TEAM STARKID tomorrow

can we talk about loreen’s core strength actually? a slay of enormous proportions #Eurovision2024

i appreciate that the starkid crowd is mostly in tune we’re all just failed theatre kids aren’t we

either the airport jukebox is broken or someone’s trying to Salt ‘n’ Pepper Diner me with Cruel Summer

my main goal in life is to have enough friends and a big enough house to lock them all in different rooms and make them play The Circle a la Ratfish

i’m so glad i didn’t d!e before the brat era. wdym naomi campbell is tiktoking on the victoria line to 360 and devouring every word??????

So Section 28 for trans people then. And I'm supposed to vote for this to 'get the Tories out'? Get fucked. There aren't enough trans people in all of the UK to swing an election result - I will not be pushed to vote for a party with such blatant disdain for my existence.