Congrats #KelseaBallerini for stealing Batsheva’s choreography and butchering it

Anywhere near Trenton this summer Carl Ruiz?

I love Billions. Dan Soder is fucking amazing and funny just as he is as a comic. Mike Birbiglia plays like someone other comics would think of him in real life

#monsterjam

Never gave a shit about basketball til I moved to LA. I was however a fan of Kobe because I love greatness. I love you Kobe and my sons first NBA game was to see you play. Goodnight king of kings

Has anyone ever noticed that in every spy thriller they’re out getting shit faced when they get “the call?” So all of our problems are solved by drunks? ANDREW SANTINO bert kreischer

#captainharley ever catch a crab on his own?

Great hugs by #usman! What a fighter!

Some times in life you just gotta say fuck it I’m eating a slim Jim

I bet my friends back home in Iowa enjoyed the day off for Cesar Chavez Day as much as I did...

dwold13 DC Emancipation was a rapper right?

You wanna get married?? Get ready to hear the ridiculous notion that you have to wash your bath towel more than twice a year

My favorite type of stretch is undoubtedly the ballsack stuck to inner thigh stretch

And upon entering the 7th level of hell you wake up 5 minutes before your alarm

How bitter is Anthony Anderson when he looks at Kevin Hart's IMDB page?

Sideways, hand on hip, somewhat squatting, forced smile. Trying to hold in a shit or every girl taking a photo with a friend?

Riddick > Reddick

After watching the commercial how ballsy were the Rolaids marketing team? Terrible disease but these rolos are delicious