Any recommendations for music to listen to while I'm fishing? Something catchy…

For her birthday my wife wanted tickets for a cruise to Denmark to see The Temptations... But instead I drove to Primark to get her four tops.

Wombling free…

I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 515

What a fantastic Commonwealth Games at Birmingham 2022: 176 medals for England, and over 6,500 fans playing Piing in the fanzones to raise money for Sports Relief. Thanks to Comic Relief and ADI for bringing the fun to Brum. #B2022Festival

Diana Ross just tried to push in the queue! I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...” #TheQueue #QueueWatch

Watched a film last night where Patrick Swayze teaches a girl how to type on a keyboard. “QWERTY Dancing”... #Strictly

Phil Oakey was the lead singer of 80s pop band The Human League, but no one ever mentions his sister, Carrie, the inventor of singing badly in pubs…

I had a dream that John Lennon and Gary Barlow formed a supergroup... Imagine that! #SaturdayMorning

I once went to see a Spanish Oasis tribute act... The lead singer was called Juan Derwall

Watch this the other way round… owner taking his dog TO the shelter

In an emergency, perform Bohemian Rhapsody. #FridayFeeling

Attending Event Tech Live this week? Come and find us at stand B11 Learn how Piing can be rolled in to any kind of event, understand our levels of customisation and take part in a demo. #eventtech Excel London #ETLLondon22 #brandengagement #gamesforcrowds

. Piing x @AutoTrader_UK = Officially Amazing

An exciting Piing #gamesforcrowds activation is taking place in #Madrid on Sunday 🏀 We're supporting sponsor Movistar España Telefónica to enhance their digital engagement with Movistar Estudiantes basketball fans🏀 They've provided fantastic prizes for the half-time quiz...

The Galactic Empire is proudly anti-WOKE. Sorry... anti-EWOK. (Take a look in their cold, dead eyes and tell us YOU aren't afraid of those creepy little space murder teddy bears.)

I really hate it when people leave their rappers in the bowl of chocolates at Christmas...

Piing SMASHES Guinness World Record for World's Largest Online Quiz, AGAIN! 🔥🎉 Over 15,000 school students played A1 Slovenija's online safety quiz to set new World Record 💪🏆

No one wants to listen to Whitesnake with me ☹️ So here I go again on my own…

Been off the twitters for a few months. I’m back… just like Jesus