This happens in Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning except you don't have to press anything

ntbtstm is a monumental cultural victory for people who plug their laptop into their tv

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS, YO I CANT BELIEVE THIS, OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

Very proud of my mutual that made this fucking idiot so mad that they're now just posting actual Stormfront talking points

no more discord Ape write message on leaf wind blow to you. Reach when need most.

I like that chow yun fat’s American breakout was being a stoic who’s entire thing is going “The inner focus of peace can be found with concentration” and then in every movie prior he comes home from the shooting 8 machine guns at once factory to put out cigarettes on his boss

Venom fans are worse than Spider-Man fans

I could sit and talk about how I think Donny Cates Venom is worth more as toilet paper than as reading material or how Venom fans should be thanking God that Marvel editorial deigned to put a good writer on the character but really this Venom run is Ewing getting his lick back

NANCY CAROLINE CASH 02.22.26

There are people out there that will tell you this shit is good

Saw this on tumblr and chuckled a little

This genuinely must be how it feels to live in a historic neighborhood that just opened a millennial owned smash burger bar and grill

actively protecting my brain from ai rot genuinely feels like this

In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit

when you lose the one you wonted