CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THE PIÑATA! 🤣😂

I’m sorry but I HAVE to have a snack in zoom meetings.

Joe Biden has been in office for 6 days and done nothing about the price of beef jerky

Quit. Trying. To. Fix. Railroad. Tracks. Just stop. They're 3 times as bad when they're done. #TheyreBrokeButDontFixThem

Meanwhile in America, we're still attempting to impeach a former president who has been voted out of office by dead people...

Red mowhawks coming in April. Be ready.

*after her saying "huh" for the 10th time in 20 seconds* Me: chlo are you deaf? Chloe: no I just can't hear #NotDeaf #quoteoftheday

Were the mean tweets really that bad?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BOSS MAN!!!! Can anyone guess what he's doing today?! 🔊 Hit that like or retweet button to show him some bday love!🏁

Games tied, times running out, 2 outs and bases loaded. As soon as this ball is hit everyone watching thought we had just lost expect Brailey Mills. #nevergiveup #effort4days

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A racetrack is the only place you can say “still has the tits on it” and it’s understood and acceptable.

We all know I’m for mechanical fuel injection, but if it’s Saturday Tulsa Shootout and you’re rocking a set of carburetors I’m rooting for you

You’ll never convince me wing racing is better then non wing.

Midwest vs. The Rest I've lived in the Midwest my whole life and still can't deal with the cold.

Keith Kunz Gordy Gundaker Chili Bowl Nationals #CantDriveForDaddy.. #CantDriveForKiethEither.

Quote of the day 7/11: Maturity is learning to walk away from people and situations that threaten your peace of mind, self-respect, values, morals or self worth

Shootout terms for everyone following along at home Tried to make something happen = car was going faster than me Track sucked = we missed the setup Its late in the week = running out of days to tear my shit up Car is junked = thin tube chassis That guy’s a fuckin idiot =

I know this is political (even though it shouldn’t be) but why are people opposing auditing the federal government? I want to know where every dollar I send goes.

Elon Musk