And if you can't think of a real threat to the country that's worth sacrificing my life for, just make some shit up!

Then once our occupation creates enemies who were heretofore just a figment of the average American imagination, I'll have a real reason to fight!

Then my friends will be killed, and my justification can shift once again to avenging my former comrades who didn't need to die in the first place!

Oh wait...I'm a Captain. I'm just gonna make other people do that stuff.

Kelly has gone nonstop now since 1st race. I asked him if he likes campaigning. “Do I like it? Uh, I’m OK w it. I like flying the space shuttle. I like flying airplanes off of an aircraft carrier. I flew an F-16 A few months ago. I liked that. That was fun. I’m OK with this"

Signs You Are A Beta Male bit.ly/491FfLM

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I guess next time I'll vote for one of my many other options then

La Russie subit une défaite stratégique. Russia suffered a strategic defeat.

Traditional religious beliefs about homosexual conduct are trash! Change your mind or live with the consequences.

The US is about to plow $7 billion into low-income solar -- could benefit more than 700,000 low-income households. Seems like a big deal that's worth celebrating & giving the administration some credit for! canarymedia.com/articles/solar…

Terrified of what, airstrikes? Snipers? Abduction? Carpet bombing? Torture? Hellfire missiles? White phosphorous attacks? This is embarrassing. Stop centering Jewish feelings during a Palestinian genocide.

One of my greatest disappointments in this pandemic is that we failed to adopt appropriate and equitable sick leave policies for all. Instead, we're choosing to normalize working while sick and contagious.

Support the Women’s Health Protection Act! This bill would codify abortion rights nationwide and protect rights under siege by harmful state laws that are often motivated by religious views of healthcare. Tell Congress to support this important bill here: americanhumanist.org/actionhq/?vvsr…

Autistic people continue to confront barriers to their fundamental rights to education, employment & social inclusion. #WorldAutismAwarenessDay is a moment to celebrate their important contributions, unite to realize their rights & ensure an inclusive & accessible world for all.