This is basically just the world reimagined by Frank Lloyd Wright and I’m here for it

Every once in a while I gotta mute my husband on Twitter bc hearing AND reading his thoughts 247 is just too much tbh

I need to be SEATED with a coke icee a big bowl of popcorn and my feet crossed in an AMC recliner RIGHT now. Immediately

Asian soup spoons are so much better for the task of soup it's nuts. Western soup spoons are awful. The west is clearly unserious about the way it consumes soup.

That feeling when your toddler says, “I love you mama” hits different especially when she follows it up by saying “I love the refrigerator”…

55 Nouns 55 Verbs 55 Adjectives 55 Prepositions 55 Adverbs 100 Conjunctions 100 Gerunds 100 Abbreviations 100 Interjections 100 Onomatopoeias 55 Determiners 55 Acronyms 55 Place Names 55 Participles

new single “tiny garden” out tomorrow! can’t wait for you all to hear it 🤍 pre-save 🔗 jamilawoods.lnk.to/Tiny-Garden

I saw this post a few weeks ago and have not stopped thinking about it. Unironically, this is my entire philosophy of art regardless of medium.

My guess is Carlee’s abductors didn’t expect her to have called the police before she pulled over & for the story to gain the traction it did. If so she saved her own life! I don’t believe for one minute this was a hoax, thank God she’s home! #CarleeRussell

Laughing so hard at this bc it’s just a corrupt file but what are the odds lmao

lol check out how the "scratch" doesn't extend across the X, because the X is in a black square on top of the background, a 12 year old would be embarrassed to post this on a web forum

When stunt people picket against the AMPTP, they out-picket all of us. (performed by Mike Massa)

This Nashville “Footloose” flash mob video is great — how long til Jack Johnson and the TNGOP make it illegal?😳 (H/T AnzieBlue)

I got thrown up on today. New level of parenting unlocked.

Everything I know about burning man, I’ve learned against my will.

she said “black lives matter, now you owe me one (1) genocide support”

The most blow-your-brains-out American moment of this interview is when this ex-official surmises that more State Dept. officials would speak up if there were universal healthcare and government employees felt that they could afford to lose their jobs.

this is how your email finds me every day between thanksgiving and nye

Hope they were able to get some pics like this (shameless plug, follow mungo_foto on IG)