Being a mature student whilst it’s freshers week makes me feel so old. 😭

Didn’t know the Northern Superchargers had qualified for the World Cup. Fair play to them…

Pains me to say this, but I hope Australia stuff India here. Sorry not sorry.

This is one of the worst games of cricket I’ve seen England play, and I’ve seen some shite in my time…

How it started… How it’s going… My little badger. 🏏🦡

The stakes are high for this year’s egg decorating contest. My youngest has gone in strong. Ladies and gentlemen, she presents… EGGingley.

Victorious. Now has a £10 Amazon gift card burning a hole in her pocket.

Absolute scenes. #LUFC

Nets in this tropical and balmy 8 degrees heat. Couldn’t bat in my big coat or I wouldn’t have felt the benefit later. Summer sport my arse.

The big dipper! Oh, and the Northern Lights. #aurora

When your Mum tells you not to piss about in the garden after she’s just pegged the washing out. #Eurovision2024

They’ll be dancing in the streets of Dallas tonight. #PakvsUSA

Showing my age here, but Tim David is giving me Macho Man Randy Savage vibes. #ENGvAUS

Filth.

Chris Jordan!!!!! Take a f’king bow, love.

Phwoar. Slip filth this early on. #ENGvWI

Is it just me that sees this?

Was half expecting Joe Tracini to be on the commentary here.

Tailenders slapping the ball about in a test match is elite cricket. I will not be taking any further questions. #ENGvSL

For those who haven’t got TNT to watch the cricket, trust me you ain’t missing much. Betting adverts after every single over making it totally unwatchable. Absolute shite. #ENGvNZ