It do be too many damn lemons some days

Somebody said Black people can't be vampires because we put garlic and onion powder in everything 😭😭😂

God please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

IF IM STARTING A FREE TRIAL THEY SHOULD'NT NEED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

You’re NOT two paychecks away from a private jet. You’re two paychecks away from SNAP. Stop defending billionaires they don’t gaf about you

Hearing someone say “female” instead of woman in real life

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

SLEIGH BELLS RIIIIIING ARE YOU LISTENIIIIN

Can I get a tracking number?

Rihanna was absolutely correct BITCH WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO???????

no one will ever have a better first day out

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

Parking at hospitals

We in the CAR, we ride SLOW, we doing things that the girls don’t DO

I’m starting to think that Dark & Lovely crème color conditioner is Gina’s Hair crack😂 #beautyshop #queenlatifah

how is it ONLY wednesday when it feels like i worked through the entire week already???

I hate when you're looking for apartments to rent, you find one reasonably priced and then you realize they're Senior living apartments. I mean, I'm in bed by 9pm and I get up at 5am. I QUALIFY.

Your supervisor being Black does not make them your ally.