How high did they have to be....#Sharknado6

Skip over a Netflix movie cause it's too long...as I search 3 hours for one.

If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having an epic dance off.

Do those auto faucets work for vampires?

Chiefs swagger so big, they decide which touchdowns to keep or throw back. #DENvsKC

Thought this said F -it. I've been spraying it on everything lately.

I'm pathetic.

Confirmed ant sighting in closet with protein supplements. Others may have escaped. We could be facing an antpocalypse.

Sometimes after eating, I wipe my hands on the cat. I feel it encourages good hygiene cuz it's a flavorful surprise at bath time.

Fitbit cheating by putting it on the cat doesn't work. I got 7 steps yesterday.

If I had THAT dollar for every time someone brought something ridiculous home from the Dollar Store saying...It was only a dollar

Weight loss is like prostitution. 80% is about what goes in your mouth.

Quest to find sheets with treadmill print, so I can be on one every morning.

Easter Bunny showing his favorite colors Happy Easter! #SteelersNation #Steelers