I'm going to be on a plane somewhere when the results come in which is probably good For an election that's anticipated to be 50-50, I've never seen two sides so wildly confident Someone's getting a rude awakening & twitter is going to be a flaming pile of dog poo because of it

🎶Hello darkness my old friend I've come to talk with you again....🎶

My words of comfort (that likely won't bring anyone comfort today): This too shall pass. No regime lasts forever. I don't know when that time will come but it will I only hope my child's generation can fix the problems my generation and below created

What you can't control: US election results What you can control: How you treat women, people of colour & LGBTQ. Lending a hand to people with disabilities. How you handle the poor & oppressed. Finding ways to help our environment & fight climate change

As a Canadian who spends a lot of time in the US talking to working class Americans, Bernie is absolutely right here They do not see the Democrats as "the party of the working class" (They actually be that, but their messaging is terrible and doesn't get though)

100 years later.....

She's the Ellen Fairclough of the United States!

I have a better idea. We just avoid taking about her altogether!!

Don't listen to Coach Harbaugh. Everybody knows the mastermind behind this defense is Brandon Staley Write that name down- Brandon Staley HE'S the guy you want to hire!! #BoltUp

I'd rather suck on an SOS pad....

I was thinking of some other NFL team themed #Hallmark Christmas movies: Jingle Bell Brock (49ers) Joy Tua the World (Dolphins) Deck the Harbaughs (Ravens & Chargers) 10 Lords a Leaping through tables (Bills) All I Want For Christmas is Daniel Jones benched (Giants)

"My family disowned me for my conservative views" "They disowned you for wanting lower taxes & privatized services?" "No" "Increased law enforcement & tougher sentences?" "No" "More fossil fuel investment?" "No" "Then what conservative views were you disowned for?" "You know"

Even Boise State is saying "Man cut down on the blue!"

So is my kid going to be nostalgic for YouTubers in 30 years? "Sure they had that nasty divorce in 2028 but it's just great to see Preston and Breanna back together again!"

#UselessTrivia The Black Eyed Peas are the only musical act to have played all three of the major pro football championships: The AFL Grand Final The Grey Cup The Super Bowl

I knew I saw Donald Trump & Elon Musk's relationship before!

Show me your incredibly rude and disruptive theater manners!!

"Not only did I illegally film a first run movie in the theater but now I'm going to post online and spoil it for everyone else!!" Can't block these people fast enough....

#Chargers fans already knowing how this season will end #BoltUp